Lighthearted, chaotic, and effortlessly relatable — this “My Attention Span Left Halfway Through This Sentence to Chase Snacks, Memes, and Intrusive Thoughts” hoodie is made for anyone whose brain refuses to stay in one lane. You’re not distracted — you’re just multitasking in extremely creative directions.
Funny, honest, and full of personality, this piece is perfect for daydreamers, overthinkers, and anyone who gets mentally sidetracked by everything except what they were supposed to be doing. If your mind loves detours, this hoodie captures that energy perfectly.
• Ultra-soft, cozy fleece — ideal for comfort during mental wanderings
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for everyday wear, snack breaks, and brain buffering
• Great for school, work, or any moment your thoughts decide to take their own adventure
• A hilarious, relatable gift for anyone who lives life one distraction at a time
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
