Celebrate your retro spirit (and forgetfulness) with the “My Ability to Remember Song Lyrics from the 80s Far Exceeds My Ability to Remember Why I Walked Into the Kitchen” hoodie. Perfect for anyone who can sing every word of an ‘80s hit but can’t recall what they needed five seconds ago, this hoodie brings humor and nostalgia together in one cozy package.
Crafted from a soft, premium cotton-blend fleece, it’s designed for comfort, warmth, and style — whether you’re jamming to your favorite old-school tunes or wandering aimlessly in the kitchen.
• Premium cotton-blend fleece for ultimate comfort and durability
• Unisex fit for a relaxed, flattering look
• Funny and relatable design for music lovers and forgetful minds alike
• Great gift for ‘80s fans, parents, or anyone who loves a good laugh
• Perfect for casual wear, lounging, or singing along to your favorite throwbacks
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
