This “He Calls Me Cute, But Only Because ‘Mildly Terrifying’ Sounds Less Romantic” sweatshirt is made for the adorably intimidating — the ones who mix sweetness with just the right dose of chaos. Equal parts charming and menacing (in the best way), it’s perfect for anyone whose love story comes with a warning label.
Sweet, bold, and playfully dramatic, this cozy sweatshirt says “I’m lovable” — and also “approach with caution” — all in one breath.
• Ultra-soft, midweight fleece for cozy cuddles and power moves
• Relaxed unisex fit — comfy enough for lounging, fierce enough for attitude
• Ideal for date nights, couple selfies, or moments when your cute turns commanding
• A hilarious, heart-on-sleeve gift for girlfriends, partners, or anyone proudly scary-sweet
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
