Funny, bold, and perfectly unapologetic. The “I’m Not Making Resolutions This Year — No One Likes a Skinny, Sober Bitch Anyway” T-shirt is the ultimate statement for anyone ready to skip the pressure and embrace life on their own terms. Because sometimes humor, indulgence, and a little sass are way more fun than self-restraint.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, party enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys laughing at societal expectations, this tee turns rebellious honesty into a hilarious wearable statement.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with casual outfits
• Durable print designed to last wash after wash
• A hilarious gift for friends who prefer fun over resolutions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
