Show off your sweet-but-savage side with the “Kindness Is My Go-To, But F*** Off Is My Wingman” T-shirt — the perfect tribute to anyone who leads with kindness but keeps a backup plan for when people start acting ridiculous. This tee captures the hilarious truth of having a good heart… with excellent boundaries.
Whether you’re a naturally warm person who just happens to have a zero-tolerance policy for nonsense, or the type who can switch from polite to please leave me alone in half a second, this shirt says it all without you lifting a finger.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit that flatters every mood and attitude
• A bold, relatable design for kind souls with a spicy side
• Great gift for boundary-setters, straight-shooters, and dual-personality charmers
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, nods, and “Honestly… same” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
