Funny, relatable, and painfully honest. The “Just Because I’m Awake Doesn’t Mean I’m Ready to Do Things” T-shirt is for slow starters, low-energy mornings, and anyone who needs a little time before functioning like a human. It’s the perfect way to set expectations—no coffee, no motivation, no problem.
Made for night owls, nap lovers, and people who believe being awake is already an accomplishment, this tee combines cozy comfort with a mood everyone understands.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a laid-back, casual feel
• High-quality print built to last
• Perfect for casual wear, lounging, or gifting someone who needs time to warm up
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
