Fierce, frustrated, and fed up with bad drivers — this “It’s Not Road Rage, These Assholes Just Don’t Know How to Drive” hoodie says exactly what every honest driver is thinking. Perfect for those who manage to keep their cool… right up until someone forgets what a turn signal is.
Whether you’re navigating chaos on your commute or just need to warn passengers about your “expressive” driving commentary, this hoodie delivers attitude, humor, and truth in equal measure.
• Ultra-soft fleece for comfort while you yell at traffic in style
• Relaxed unisex fit for calm-looking, chaos-feeling drivers
• Perfect for anyone who loves cars, hates tailgaters, and values honesty over politeness
• A hilarious gift for road warriors, daily commuters, or the unofficial “driving coach” in every car
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
