Bring your attitude to new heights with the “Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane? No… It’s the Flying Fuck That I Don’t Give!” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of not caring—dramatically—this tee blends humor, sarcasm, and a touch of superhero-level apathy.
It’s bold, funny, and guaranteed to let everyone know exactly how many cares you’ve got left… which is absolutely none.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable, carefree wear
• Relaxed unisex fit that pairs effortlessly with any casual outfit
• A loud, comedic quote that captures your legendary level of not-giving-a-damn
• Ideal for daily wear, social events, or any moment you want to broadcast your zero-fucks energy
• Sure to spark laughs, double takes, and “yep… they truly don’t care” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
