Skip the drama with this “If You Wanna Argue, Contact My Sister—She Handles All That” hoodie. Sarcastic, playful, and totally relatable, this hoodie is perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of avoiding pointless arguments.
Crafted from a soft, warm fabric blend, it’s designed for everyday comfort—whether you’re lounging at home, running errands, or staying cozy while keeping your peace. A great gift for siblings, sass-lovers, or anyone who prefers to outsource the drama.
Soft, cozy fabric for warmth and comfort
Relaxed unisex fit for men and women
Perfect for casual wear, lounging, or gifting
Funny, sibling-inspired design with a sarcastic twist
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
