Own your unapologetic attitude with this “If You’re Shocked by Anything I Say, Then You Obviously Haven’t Been Paying Attention to Who I Am” t-shirt! Perfect for those who speak their mind and aren’t here to sugarcoat anything, this tee is all about confidence, self-awareness, and a little bit of sass.
Soft, comfy, and packed with personality, it’s ideal for casual outings, hangouts, or any moment you feel like reminding people that honesty is your brand.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit — perfect for men and women who keep it real
Bold and witty design that speaks for itself
Great gift for unapologetic souls who say what others only think
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
