Raise a glass to unapologetic fun with this “If You Have to Ask If It’s Too Early to Drink, You’re an Amateur and We Can’t Be Friends” t-shirt! Perfect for brunch rebels, happy-hour heroes, and anyone who believes time is a suggestion and cocktails are a lifestyle, this tee delivers humor with a splash of attitude.
Comfortable, cheeky, and made for people who don’t need permission to enjoy life, it’s great for weekend lounging, brunch dates, tailgates, vacations, or any moment when someone needs a reminder: real friends don’t schedule fun — they pour it.
Premium cotton blend for carefree, everyday comfort
Unisex fit for bold spirits and unapologetic sippers
A hilarious, relatable tee for people who don’t wait for “acceptable hours”
Makes an amazing gift for brunch buddies, party legends, and fellow free-pour believers
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
