If You Don’t Want a Sarcastic Answer, Don’t Ask Stupid Questions Hoodie

Blunt, bold, and brutally honest — this “If You Don’t Want a Sarcastic Answer, Don’t Ask Stupid Questions” hoodie is for the ones who don’t sugarcoat, don’t babysit egos, and definitely don’t waste time on obvious questions. If your mouth has a mind of its own and your patience comes in limited supply, this hoodie is your warning label.

Perfect for sarcasm pros, quick-wit champs, and anyone who has mastered the art of answering nonsense with even spicier energy. Whether you're at work dodging clueless coworkers, at home dealing with chaos, or simply existing in a world full of obvious questions, this hoodie has your back — and your attitude.

Ultra-soft, cozy fabric for maximum comfort during minimum tolerance moments
Relaxed unisex fit for sarcastic legends & zero-filter thinkers
Ideal for introverts with sharp humor, extroverts with sharp tongues, and everyone tired of obvious questions
A hilarious, spot-on gift for the friend who always “keeps it real”… loudly