Make your attitude crystal clear with the “If You Are Waiting for Me to Give a Sh*t, You Better Pack a Lunch, It’s Gonna Be a While” hoodie. Perfect for anyone who doesn’t waste time caring about nonsense, this hoodie delivers humor with a heavy dose of honesty.
Crafted from a soft cotton-poly blend with a cozy fleece interior, it keeps you warm, comfortable, and unapologetically yourself all day long.
Premium cotton/poly blend for warmth and durability
Soft fleece lining for ultimate comfort
Unisex fit, great for layering or everyday casual wear
A funny, sarcastic statement piece for bold personalities
Makes a perfect gift for friends, siblings, or anyone with zero patience for drama
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
