Show off your unfiltered honesty with the “If My Mouth Doesn’t Say It, My Face Definitely Will” T-shirt — the ultimate anthem for people whose expressions betray them long before their words do. This tee perfectly captures that hilarious struggle of trying to stay polite while your face is already screaming the truth.
Whether it’s annoyance, disbelief, sarcasm, or pure “are you serious?” energy, this shirt lets everyone know: your expressions are snitching on you 24/7, and you’re no longer responsible for whatever they reveal.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit that flatters every personality (and facial expression)
• A witty, relatable design for the expressive, the unfiltered, and the transparent
• Great gift for chronic eye-rollers, silent reactors, and truth-tellers
• Guaranteed to spark knowing laughs, nods, and “Yep, that’s definitely me” moments
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
