Add a splash of humor to your wardrobe with this “If It Walks Like a Duck and Talks Like a Duck… Then You’re Drunk. Ducks Don’t Talk” t-shirt! Perfect for anyone who loves clever one-liners, questionable logic, and a good laugh after a few drinks.
Soft, stylish, and packed with personality, this tee is great for casual outings, parties, bar nights, lake trips, or anytime you want to crack a smile (or a confused stare).
Premium cotton blend for cozy, everyday comfort
Unisex fit for all fun-loving personalities
A quirky and relatable tee for party animals and humor fans
Makes an awesome gift for beer buddies, cocktail connoisseurs, and lovers of absurd jokes
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
