The “If I Was a Bird I Know Who I’d Shit On” hoodie is sarcasm served cozy. Perfect for those days when you’re keeping it petty but want to stay warm, this hoodie says what everyone’s thinking but won’t say out loud. Snarky, comfortable, and just the right mix of savage and stylish.
Made from a soft, durable cotton blend
Relaxed unisex fit for all-day comfort
Kangaroo pocket & drawstring hood for extra coziness
Ideal for casual wear, lounging, or making a statement
A hilarious gift for friends with attitude or anyone who loves witty apparel
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
