Give everyone a hilarious but serious warning with the “If I Say ‘First of All’ — Run Away” T-shirt — the perfect tee for anyone who argues with facts, receipts, and a fully documented breakdown ready to go. This shirt lets people know that once you say “first of all,” it’s already too late — the charts, data, and research are loaded, and someone’s about to get verbally demolished.
It’s witty, bold, and unapologetically sharp — ideal for the friend who brings logic to chaos, evidence to every debate, and zero mercy when correcting stupidity.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit that works with any casual look
• A razor-smart quote that warns people you argue with proof
• Perfect for work, school, meetings, or any place people test your patience
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, fear, and immediate silence from anyone who knows your reputation
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
