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If I Owned a Taser I Would Probably Get Curious T-Shirt

$29.97

Some people know their limits, and some know they just shouldn’t be trusted with certain things. This hilarious tee is perfect for anyone with a curious streak and a knack for turning everyday logic into comedy. Equal parts funny and relatable, it’s a great way to show off your playful side (without actually zapping yourself).

Made with a soft, breathable cotton blend, this shirt keeps you comfortable while delivering laughs. Whether you’re joking with friends, running errands, or just showing off your quirky sense of humor, this tee is guaranteed to spark conversation.

Soft cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, flattering on men and women
Funny, self-deprecating design that’s totally relatable
Great gift for friends who love quirky, sarcastic humor
Perfect for casual wear, hangouts, or getting laughs anywhere you go

Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Chest (inches) 34–37 38–41 42–45 46–49 50–53 54–57

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