For the unapologetic souls who live rent-free in other people’s heads, this tee is pure comedy gold. Equal parts savage and sassy, it’s perfect for anyone who doesn’t waste time worrying about hurt feelings—and would rather enjoy the view while floating down a river of drama.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this shirt keeps you comfortable while delivering laughs everywhere you go. Whether you’re hanging out with friends, roasting coworkers, or just living your unbothered life, this tee lets the world know exactly where you stand.
Soft cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, perfect for men and women
Savage, funny design for people with zero tolerance for drama
Great gift for sarcastic friends who love dark humor
Perfect for casual wear, parties, or making a bold statement
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
