For the unapologetically outspoken. The “If I’m Ever Murdered Feel Comfort in Knowing That I Ran My Mouth Until the Bitter End” t-shirt is equal parts savage and hilarious. Perfect for anyone whose sharp tongue and fearless honesty define them, this tee proudly embraces the art of speaking your mind—no matter the cost.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton with a classic unisex fit, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear while delivering a statement that’s impossible to ignore. Whether you’re out with friends, lounging at home, or just stirring the pot a little, this shirt makes sure your personality shines through.
Premium cotton blend for durability and comfort
Relaxed unisex fit for versatile everyday style
Bold, sarcastic design that stands out
Perfect gift for outspoken friends with a dark sense of humor
| Size guide | 
S | 
M | 
L | 
XL | 
2XL | 
3XL | 
| Length (inches) | 
28 | 
29 | 
30 | 
31 | 
32 | 
33 | 
| Width (inches) | 
18 | 
20 | 
22 | 
24 | 
26 | 
28 | 
| Chest (inches) | 
34–37 | 
38–41 | 
42–45 | 
46–49 | 
50–53 | 
54–57 |