Keep it real with the “If I Have to Clean Before You Come Over, We’re Not Real Friends” T-shirt — the perfect anthem for anyone who values genuine friendships over spotless living rooms. This tee delivers the truth every real friend understands: if you can’t handle the laundry pile, snack wrappers, or chaotic comfort of everyday life… you’re not that close.
Whether your home is “lived-in,” “creative,” or “don’t judge me,” this shirt lets people know where they stand — no scrubbing, sweeping, or fake perfection required.
• Soft, breathable fabric for relaxed, at-home comfort
• Unisex fit that’s easy, flattering, and effortlessly casual
• A funny, relatable design for people who keep friendships real — mess and all
• Great gift for besties, house-gremlins, and “come as you are” crew
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, nods, and “Yep, that’s REAL friendship” moments
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
