Celebrate real friendship — the kind that embraces messes, chaos, and comfort — with this “If I Have to Clean Before You Come Over, We’re Not Real Friends” t-shirt! Designed for true ride-or-die friendships where crumbs don’t matter, pajamas count as outfits, and judgment is never invited, this tee keeps it honest and hilarious.
Soft, relaxed, and perfectly relatable, it’s ideal for casual hangouts, lazy weekends, coffee dates, or any moment you want to let the world know: real friends don’t need fake perfection — just real vibes and good company.
Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit for laid-back legends and low-maintenance besties
A funny, down-to-earth tee for friendship-keepers and mess-embracers
Makes a perfect gift for best friends who love you — dust bunnies and all
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
