Turn your daily stress into humor with the “If Anxiety Burned Calories, I’d Be a Supermodel” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone who battles overthinking with a side of sarcasm, this tee delivers a relatable laugh for the chronically stressed but still surviving.
It’s witty, honest, and guaranteed to get knowing smiles from anyone who understands the struggle of a busy mind and an unbothered scale.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit that pairs effortlessly with any casual outfit
• A humorous, relatable quote that speaks to every anxious overthinker
• Great for casual wear, cozy days, or reminding others you’re stressed—but stylish
• Sure to spark laughs, nods, and “same, absolutely same” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
