Unfiltered, unapologetic, and proudly equal-opportunity chaotic — this “I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Haven’t Offended Yet, I’ll Get to You Shortly” sweatshirt is for the ones who speak their truth… loudly, honestly, and with a little extra spice. If you don’t sugarcoat anything and sarcasm is your love language, this one fits like destiny.
Perfect for the sharp-tongued, the brutally honest, and the “don’t ask if you don’t want the truth” crew. You don’t try to stir the pot — you are the pot, and everyone knows it.
Soft, cozy fabric to keep you warm while serving cold sarcasm
Unisex fit for fearless personalities and humor warriors
A bold, hilarious staple for the professionally opinionated
Great gift for friends who offend with love and roast with precision
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
