Keep the sass strong and the humor dark with this “I Will Put You in a Trunk and Help People Look for You — Stop Playing with Me” hoodie. Perfect for anyone with a sharp wit and zero patience for nonsense, this funny statement piece is sure to turn heads and spark laughs wherever you go.
Crafted from a soft, cozy cotton blend, it’s ideal for lounging, layering, or making a bold statement on chilly days. Whether you’re out with friends or just feeling extra feisty, this hoodie brings comfort and attitude in equal measure.
• Premium cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
• Unisex fit — relaxed, flattering, and easy to style
• Bold, funny quote for those who like their humor with a little edge
• Great gift for friends with a dark sense of humor
• Perfect for casual wear, road trips, or cozy nights in
Because sometimes, a little sarcasm says it better than words ever could.
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
