The “I Watch People and Wonder How Some of Them Found Their Way Out of the Birth Canal” t-shirt is the ultimate blend of humor and savage honesty. Perfect for those who silently (or not so silently) question humanity on a daily basis, this shirt says what you’re really thinking without you having to say a word.
Crafted from a soft cotton blend with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s comfy enough for everyday wear and bold enough to turn heads (and maybe ruffle a few feathers).
Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit, flattering for men and women
A sarcastic statement piece for people with a sharp sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
