Good manners say think before you act—this shirt just takes that advice literally. The “I Was Taught to Think Before I Act, So If I Punch You, Rest Assured I’ve Thought About It and Am Confident in My Decision” t-shirt is the perfect mix of sarcasm and sass for anyone who’s got a sharp sense of humor (and maybe a short fuse).
Playful, edgy, and guaranteed to turn heads, this tee is ideal for those days when patience runs thin but jokes run strong. Wear it out with friends, to casual hangouts, or anywhere you want to warn people with a laugh.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit that works for every personality (especially the feisty ones)
Great for casual wear, lounging, or blowing off steam in style
A funny gift for friends with bold humor and zero filter
Witty, sarcastic, and guaranteed to spark laughs (and maybe a little fear)
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
