Smart, sarcastic, and academically betrayed — this “I Was Born Intelligent, But Education Ruined That for Me” t-shirt is for the ones who survived school with humor, trauma, and just enough brain cells left to joke about it. Perfect for former honor-roll kids turned burnt-out adults, class clowns with hidden genius, and anyone who knows textbooks don't teach real-life skills like sarcasm and strategic chaos.
Whether you’re roasting the education system, your old report cards, or the fact that life after school feels like one long group project with no instructions, this tee celebrates your natural brilliance and beautifully damaged sense of humor.
Soft, premium cotton for comfort through mental exhaustion
Unisex fit for former gifted kids, professional procrastinators & over-thinkers
A clever, relatable tee for anyone who peaked before graduation
Great gift for students, grads, teachers with dark humor, and lovable overachiever-turned-menaces
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
