Hit rewind with the “I Want to Be 14 Again and Ruin My Life Differently — I Have New Ideas” t-shirt. Perfect for anyone who’s ever wished for a do-over (but with better plans), this shirt mixes nostalgia with dark humor for a hilariously honest statement piece.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s as comfortable as it is clever—ideal for casual wear, hanging out with friends, or just sharing a laugh about life’s choices.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, great for everyday outfits
A funny, relatable design for those who believe in second chances (and new mistakes)
Perfect gift for friends, siblings, or anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |