Show off your savage sense of humor with the “I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes, I Do Have Self Control” sweatshirt. Perfect for anyone who mixes sarcasm with a little dark comedy, this sweatshirt proves your patience is stronger than most.
Made from a soft cotton-poly blend with a cozy fleece lining, it’s perfect for staying warm while letting your attitude shine. A must-have for those who appreciate edgy humor and aren’t afraid to show it.
Premium cotton/poly blend for warmth and durability
Soft fleece interior for all-day comfort
Unisex fit, great for layering or casual everyday wear
A savage and hilarious conversation starter
Perfect gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone with a wicked sense of humor
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
