Keep it real with the “I Used to Have Dreams — Now I Have Caffeine, Deadlines, and Anxiety” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone whose youthful ambitions have been replaced by overwork and overthinking, this tee captures the modern mood with a sharp, relatable dose of humor.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s ideal for office days, all-nighters, or any moment you’re powered more by caffeine than actual motivation.
• Premium cotton blend for everyday comfort
• Unisex fit that works with any casual style
• Witty, relatable design for the stressed and overcaffeinated
• Perfect gift for students, professionals, and anyone barely holding it together
• Guaranteed to spark laughs from people living on coffee and chaos
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
