Once upon a time, you chased wild dreams. Now? You chase the real treasures of adulthood: sleep, Wi-Fi, and a little bit of peace. This “I Used to Chase Dreams, Now I Chase Sleep, Wi-Fi, and Peace” sweatshirt perfectly captures the glow-up from ambition to pure survival priorities.
Cozy, honest, and hilariously accurate, this sweatshirt is made for anyone whose goals have shifted from “change the world” to “find a quiet spot and a strong signal.” Wear it while relaxing, scrolling, avoiding responsibilities, or protecting your well-earned peace.
• Soft, warm fabric—ideal for naps, binge-watching, and doing absolutely nothing
• Unisex fit—perfect for dreamers-turned-chill-seekers everywhere
• Great for lounging, travel, weekend mood-setting, or escaping noisy humans
• A funny gift for tired adults, introverts, Wi-Fi hunters, and peace protectors
• Relatable, witty, and guaranteed to get nods, laughs, and “same, honestly”
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
