Celebrate the hilarious evolution of adulthood with the “I Used to Be Wild AF… Then I Had Kids, Now They Are Wild AF” T-shirt — a perfectly chaotic tribute to the circle of life nobody warns you about. This tee captures the truth every parent knows deep down: the wildness never disappears… it just gets passed down to a new generation with twice the energy and zero the chill.
Whether you were once the life of the party, the troublemaker, or the master of mischief, this shirt proudly announces what parenting really is — karma with snacks, crayons, and a bedtime rebellion schedule.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day parenting survival
• Relaxed, unisex fit perfect for school runs, errands, or hiding in the bathroom
• A funny, relatable design for parents who used to be the chaos… and now raise it
• Great gift for moms, dads, exhausted humans, and ex-wildlings
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, knowing nods, and “Yep, that’s parenting” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |