You try to stay calm — but people keep testing the limits. This “I Try to Contain My Crazy, But People Keep Popping the Lid Off” sweatshirt is for those who wake up with good intentions, but society insists on pushing buttons that don’t need pushing.
Perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of keeping it together until someone says that one thing. Whether it’s coworkers, family, or random strangers with bad timing, this sweatshirt delivers the message loud and clear: your peace is fragile, and the lid is loose.
• Soft, cozy fabric for comfort while holding your sanity together (barely)
• Relaxed unisex fit for sarcastic souls, chaos survivors, and unfiltered truth-tellers
• Ideal for anyone whose patience has a short fuse and a long history
• A hilarious gift for friends who say “I’m fine” but mean “I’m seconds from snapping”
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
