Honesty never looked this good. The “I Tried to Avoid Things That Make Me Fat — Like Scales, Mirrors, and Photographs” t-shirt is perfect for anyone who embraces life (and dessert) with zero regrets. Equal parts witty and relatable, this tee turns everyday humor into a fashion statement — because sometimes laughter burns more calories than cardio.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfy enough for lounging, running errands, or grabbing that extra slice of pizza. With its relaxed unisex fit and long-lasting print, this shirt lets your humor shine without ever taking itself too seriously.
• Premium cotton fabric for softness and comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit — great for all body types
• High-quality print that keeps its charm wash after wash
• A funny, feel-good gift for anyone who believes laughter > diets
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
