I Thought Adulthood Meant Independence, Not Constant Googling and Emotional Damage Hoodie

If you grew up thinking adulthood meant freedom, confidence, and knowing what you’re doing… surprise! Turns out it’s mostly frantic Googling and emotional damage. This “I Thought Adulthood Meant Independence, Not Constant Googling and Emotional Damage” hoodie perfectly sums up the modern grown-up experience.

Cozy, honest, and painfully accurate, this hoodie is made for anyone who’s still waiting for that “you’ve unlocked adulthood” manual that never showed up. Wear it on days when you’re winging it (so… every day), questioning everything, or Googling things you definitely should’ve learned years ago.

• Soft, warm fabric—comfort for those emotionally damaged but still trying
• Unisex fit—perfect for every confused, overwhelmed adult
• Great for work, school, errands, or panicked late-night searches
• A hilarious gift for students, parents, coworkers, and anyone out here pretending to know what they’re doing
• Relatable, witty, and guaranteed to trigger laughs and “this is literally my life” comments