Kickstart your vibe with this “I Thank Caffeine for Functionality and Sarcasm for Keeping Me Socially Acceptable” hoodie — the perfect uniform for anyone running on equal parts espresso and attitude. If your personality runs 50% caffeine, 50% sarcasm, and 100% honesty, this one’s made for you.
Witty, relatable, and a little too accurate, this hoodie is ideal for workdays, errand days, or any day where functioning is optional but sarcasm is guaranteed. Wear it as your daily disclaimer — highly caffeinated, mildly tolerable, and proud of it.
• Soft, warm fleece — perfect for powering through long days and longer eye-rolls
• Relaxed unisex fit — comfy enough for coffee runs, meetings, and mood swings
• Great for caffeine lovers, sarcasm experts, and professionally tired humans
• A perfect gift for friends who can’t function without their mug… or their mouth
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
