Keep it real with the “I Tell Myself to Eat Healthy… Then Pizza Ruins All My Progress” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone who’s tried to be disciplined only to be defeated by cheese, crust, and poor self-control, this tee delivers honesty, humor, and hunger all in one.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s ideal for gym days, cheat days, or any day you swear you’ll start eating better… right after this slice.
• Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit that pairs with any casual look
• Funny, relatable design for food lovers everywhere
• Perfect gift for anyone whose diet keeps getting derailed by pizza
• Guaranteed to spark laughs from fellow snack-time quitters
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
