Show off your confidence and sense of humor with the “I Stay a Bit Overweight Because It Wouldn’t Be Fair to All the Skinny People If I Were This Intelligent, Attractive, Funny, and Thin — It’s a Public Service, Really” sweatshirt. Witty, bold, and totally relatable, this sweatshirt is perfect for anyone who embraces their charm and doesn’t take themselves too seriously.
Made from a soft, cozy cotton-blend fleece, it keeps you warm and comfortable while delivering laughs wherever you go. Perfect for lounging, running errands, or reminding everyone that perfection is overrated — and you’re doing the world a favor.
• Premium cotton-blend fleece for warmth and comfort
• Unisex fit for a relaxed, flattering look
• Funny, confidence-boosting design with playful sarcasm
• Great gift for friends who love humor and self-love
• Perfect for casual days, cozy nights, or anytime you’re serving confidence with a smile
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
