Funny, sarcastic, and perfectly self-aware. The “I Started Out with Nothing and I Still Have Most of It” T-shirt is for anyone who enjoys calling life exactly what it is—with zero apologies.
Perfect for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates a clever joke wrapped in comfort, this tee is equal parts humor and attitude. It’s the kind of statement that gets laughs, knowing nods, and maybe a little envy.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day wear
• Relaxed, comfortable fit with effortless style
• Durable, high-quality print built to last
• Ideal for casual outings, lounging, or gifting a fellow sarcasm enthusiast
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
