Deliver clever sarcasm with the “I Squint at the Sun — It’s Bright. I Squint at Some People Because They’re Not” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone with a sharp wit and zero patience for nonsense, this tee blends humor and honesty into one bold statement.
Smart, sassy, and effortlessly funny, it’s made for those who notice everything—and aren’t afraid to point it out.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Clear, long-lasting print
• Ideal for casual wear, sarcasm lovers, or gifting to someone with a quick mind and quicker comebacks
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
