Keep marriage real (and hilarious) with the “I Only Do What the Voices in My Wife’s Head Tell Her to Tell Me to Do” t-shirt. Perfect for husbands who know the secret to a “happy” relationship—listening, obeying, and laughing it off—this tee is all about love, sarcasm, and a touch of survival strategy.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear, whether you’re running errands, hanging out at home, or being bossed around (lovingly, of course). Equal parts funny and relatable, this tee makes a great gift for any husband who knows he’s not really in charge.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Relaxed unisex fit, perfect for daily wear
A witty design that celebrates marriage humor
Great gift for husbands, anniversaries, or just for laughs
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
