Unleash your savage humor with the “I Never Wish Death Upon Anyone Who Wrongs Me—I Wish Sudden Explosive Diarrhea While Stuck in Traffic with Frequent Sneezes” t-shirt. Perfect for those who believe karma should have a sense of humor, this tee delivers the ultimate petty wish with a side of laughter.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfortable enough for daily wear while making sure your humor—and your warnings—are loud and clear.
Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit, great for casual everyday outfits
A hilarious and brutally honest design for sarcastic souls
Perfect for friends with a dark sense of humor or as a gag gift
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
