I Never Run with Scissors That Sounds Better Than ‘I Never Run at All Hoodie

Let’s be real — running isn’t exactly your thing. This “I Never Run with Scissors — That Sounds Better Than ‘I Never Run at All’” hoodie says what everyone’s thinking but won’t admit. Equal parts lazy humor and honest self-awareness, it’s the perfect uniform for anyone who prefers sarcasm over sprints and snacks over marathons.

Made for those who like their pace slow, their wit sharp, and their excuses creative, this hoodie keeps you cozy while you proudly embrace your anti-cardio lifestyle.

• Soft, warm fabric for ultimate lounging comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit perfect for chilling instead of running
• Great conversation starter for lazy legends and humor lovers alike
• Ideal gift for fitness skeptics and proud couch enthusiasts