The “I May Not Have Been My Mother’s Favorite Child But I Was the First One Whenever the Police Turned Up” t-shirt is made for those who embrace their mischievous side with humor. A little rebellious, a little sarcastic, and a whole lot of fun—this tee is perfect for anyone who was known as the “wild one” in the family.
Crafted from a soft cotton blend, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear while delivering a bold statement that’s sure to spark laughs and conversations. Whether you gift it to a sibling, wear it at family gatherings, or rock it casually, this shirt is a must-have for anyone who owns their troublemaker reputation with pride.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Classic unisex fit that flatters both men and women
A hilarious gift for siblings, friends, or the “black sheep” of the family
Perfect for casual outings, family reunions, or just showing off your humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
