Stay calm on the outside, savage on the inside. The “I May Look Calm but In My Mind I’ve Killed You Three Times” hoodie brings together comfort and dark humor in the best way. Perfect for anyone who looks composed while their inner thoughts are on a whole other level, this hoodie is equal parts cozy, bold, and unapologetic. Wear it when you want to make a statement, spark laughs, or just embrace your perfectly wicked sense of humor.
Made from a soft cotton-blend with a warm fleece interior, it’s designed for everyday wear — whether you’re relaxing at home, grabbing coffee, or dealing with people who seriously test your patience. With its relaxed unisex fit and long-lasting print, this hoodie makes sarcasm stylish and comfortable.
• Soft cotton-poly blend with fleece lining for all-day warmth
• Relaxed unisex fit that layers easily
• Durable print that stays sharp wash after wash
• A hilarious and edgy gift for friends who love dark humor
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
