Sarcastic, relatable, and quietly unhinged. The “I May Look Calm, But in My Head I’ve Punched You in the Face 3 Times” sweatshirt perfectly captures that serene exterior hiding a very active inner monologue. It’s dry humor at its finest—polite on the outside, savage on the inside.
Made for anyone who masters self-control while mentally losing it, this sweatshirt delivers cozy comfort with an edge—because staying calm deserves recognition.
• Soft, cozy fleece for all-day warmth
• Relaxed, unisex fit with an effortlessly confident feel
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for casual wear, stressful days, or gifting to someone with impressive restraint
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
