This “I’m the Kind of Tired Caffeine Can’t Fix and Wine Can’t Handle” sweatshirt is for the emotionally exhausted, mentally done, and spiritually unavailable. It’s cozy proof that some levels of fatigue go beyond espresso shots and merlot refills — the kind that only silence, pajamas, and zero responsibilities can touch.
Perfect for those who’ve hit the point where motivation is buffering and patience has permanently logged off, this sweatshirt wraps your burnout in soft sarcasm and fleece comfort.
• Soft, plush fabric for when you’re running on fumes and sarcasm
• Relaxed unisex fit for tired souls and caffeine-dependent adults alike
• Ideal for work-from-home marathons, lazy weekends, or pretending to function in public
• A hilarious, painfully accurate gift for anyone who’s beyond tired
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
