Give everyone a perfectly reasonable explanation for staying in with the “I’m Staying Home Today — I Think I Have Mood Poisoning” T-shirt — the ultimate tee for anyone whose emotional battery is at 1% and whose tolerance for people is even lower. This shirt captures that hilarious moment when you realize the world is simply too much… and your mood has filed for sick leave.
It’s relatable, witty, and delightfully dramatic — ideal for anyone who treats self-care like a survival tactic.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit for effortless, lounge-all-day wear
• A funny, spot-on quote for introverts, overthinkers, and mood-sensitive humans
• Perfect for lazy days, mental resets, or dodging unnecessary social interactions
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, nods, and “honestly, same” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
