Fuel your beautifully unfiltered energy with the “I’m Powered by Chaos, Caffeine, and Occasional Adulting” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone who runs on pure unpredictability, a steady stream of coffee, and the rare moment of responsibility, this tee captures the hilarious truth of modern survival.
Whether you’re conquering the day on caffeine fumes, juggling life with chaotic flair, or slipping into adulthood only when absolutely necessary, this shirt says it all: your power source is unconventional — but undeniably effective.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit that’s relaxed, easy, and flattering
• A bold, relatable design for delightfully chaotic personalities
• Great gift for caffeine lovers, adulting avoiders, and lovable hot messes
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, nods, and “This is literally your life” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
